I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
Love this. 6 people are dead.
Does anyone ever have these conversations?
Brain: that’s it I can’t take it anymore
Me:take what? What’s going on? I’m just driving to work.
Brain: I can’t fucking take it anymore, there’s all these people out there and they all think differently than you and they have opposing views of each other some of which are valid and others aren’t depending on how much education you have and none of it is ever going to be resolved and the world’s a shitty place and its never going to get better and how could you even think of having a kid, I mean I don’t want one anyway but how the hell could anyone have one and expect it to grow up even semi adjusted in how shitty everone is as a whole. Fuck it kill yourself, you kinda believe in reincarnation maybe, maybe it’ll be better next go around.
Me: that’s a bit extreme. Did I take my pill this morning? Yeah, yeah I did. What’s going on brain?
Brain: I can’t handle trying to comprehend the world full of people who all want different things.
Me: well, I gotta get to work. I’m gonna focus on that and then sleep all this worry away when I get home.
Brain: well you’re wasting your life with all that sleeping, you’ll never accomplish anything if you keep it up.
Me: but its really the only way I can cope with you and your depression.
Brain: you and your? Using second person pronouns to try to shift the blame off of yourself and onto someother non existent entity?
Me: gaaaaaaaaaaah you win this round, I gotta go to work.
The Japanese Elvis
I love that they decided rockabiri had to be romanized (I think that’s the correct verb). The rest of the cover was fine to be in plain English or Japanese, but not Rockabilly, that becomes Rockabiri. I wonder (honestly not sarcasticly) what led to that decision.