10 styles, 100 characters, Jaakko Seppälä
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
No unicorn was ever born who could regret
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
QUESTION: If I add noodles to this does that make a peanut sauce? If not, does anybody got a secret recipe?
Soy sauce. Soy sauce + peanut butter = peanut sauce